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[thestarspangledman]

....This turned out to be kind of interesting last time, so -- worth a try.

This is Captain Steve Rogers, or Captain America if you prefer it. Anyone out there who wants to say hello? [And now it's time to sit back and wait, sketching in one of his sketchbooks.]

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AS I RUN OUT THE DOOR

[shorterinperson]

Captain. This is Lady Alanna of Pirate's Swoop and Olau. What is the reason for your message? [ She was scrying. You're sorta interrupting. ]

[thestarspangledman]

Just looking to see if I've got any friends out there that -- aren't, well, here. But I'm pleased to meet you, Lady Alanna.

[shorterinperson]

[ Her eyes narrow. She is Not Amused. ]

We're in the middle of a war and you're scrying about looking for friends? This is a blasted waste of time.

[secondtofury]

Captain Rogers.

[... At least you're not talking about psycho pink ponies like Tony is.]

[thestarspangledman]

Agent Hill. Everything all right at home?

[secondtofury]

As alright as it can be. No world crises that we need to call in the big guns for yet.

[captain_jtkirk]

Hello Captain.

[thestarspangledman]

Hi, Jim. How's life treating you? [You, sir, get a grin.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Bro captains unite!]

Can't complain. It's actually pretty quiet out here right now.

You holding up okay?

[anewgod]

[Hi, Steve! Ever been looked at like the beefcake you are? Cuz you are now!]

I know not how you came to be on my screen, nor do I care. I'd very much like to say several things to you. We shall start with 'Hello', since you prefer.

[thestarspangledman]

[...Only by Peggy, sometimes. So he's distinctly uncomfortable.]

...Uh. Hello.

[anewgod]

Oh, do not be shy now, Captain America. It is most unbecoming for one built as finely as you.

[fearthepackingchips]

Heya, Cappy! ...can I call you Cappy? It sounds snappy Hey, that rhymed.

Any chance you, with all your hero typecastedness, could help me find a baby?

...by the way, your face looks funny. Just thought you should know.

[thestarspangledman]

...I'm not sure how much help I'd be, I don't think I can get to where you are. But I'll try.

[fearthepackingchips]

[...clearly, Cap, you don't know who you're talking to, or else you'd ask him WHY HE NEEDS A BABY.]

Great! You're a pal, don't listen to what anyone says. Enlist your friends. The whole multiverse is at stake.

[Well...no, not really. But kind of. HE NEEDS TO FIND BABY CABLE OKAY?]

He answers to Nathan. Sometimes. Maybe.

I think?

[bigdickplaya]

Excuse me? Captain America? Are you fucking high or are you just rolling on some really extensive narcotics. If that's the case then I want your fucking supplier.

Right the fuck now.

[No look he's getting out his checkbook] I don't know how the fuck you got your fucking skype feed and mine fucked, but that's okay because Captain America who in the everloving spectrum of God's unholy asshole names themselves Captain America.

you are MY FAVORITE PERSON

[thestarspangledman]

First off, I'll thank you to mind your language, sir, there are kids around here.

Secondly, I am Captain America. Steven G. Rogers. Served in World War II with the Howling Commandos.

[bigdickplaya]

[Less sits back, stunned.] Mind my language? Mind my language Listen you all american ass wipe, American children have the foulest fucking mouths seen since Bangkok invented whoring. I'm tame compared to kids today and fuck-it-all do you know who I am?

I'm a box office giant motherfucker. I make or break people's dreams with a flick of my fucking fingers. I clap my hands and fifty fucking interns desperate to suckle at hollywood proverbial golden fucking teat beg for an opportunity to wipe my ass. and cart my shit away to sell on Ebay. I'm Les Grossman motherfucker. And you may be Captain America but I'm the embodiment of the twenty first century American spirit so you get down on your goddamn knees and beg for my forgiveness.

....And give me the name of your plastic surgeon in addition to your narcotics supplier.

[coulsonlives]

Good afternoon, Captain Rogers. I hope that your current assignment is treating you well.

[O hai here is a Coulson who looks a little pale but is decidedly not dead. He also is containing his excitement behind his trademark bland smile.]

[thestarspangledman]

[He's just going to stare for a long moment or so, before grinning.] Well enough, I guess. Good to see you're alright, Agent Coulson.

[coulsonlives]

It was touch and go for a while. I won't lie to you. But thanks to some recent advances at the SHIELD medlab, I am at this point just waiting to get off of desk duty.

It's actually a fascinating story. I am expected to make a full recovery, minus a scar or two.

[He leans forward slightly.]

How is everyone?

/this totally isn't here... or maybe it is... >>

[secondtofury]

[Mostly because I can't decide if she's aware of those 'advances' or not..... if not, she's on the verge of "COULSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"]

[thespidergirl]

...Oh, um. Hey. Cap.

How did you get my number?

[thestarspangledman]

I think some wires got crossed, kiddo. Sorry if I interrupted anything.

[thespidergirl]

No, I mean, it's okay. I was just trying to um. Get a hold of Carol. Again. Do you know when she'll be back?