log 007, video

[thestarspangledman]

[Steve is in his cabin, frowning at a pile of clothes laid out on his bed. He is -- well, certainly not the giant hunk of man-meat that the barge has come to expect from his last posts. To be plain, he is a good six inches shorter, skinny and small and slightly pale. Currently, he's wearing an old workout t-shirt that is far too large for him, and a pair of sweatpants that are cinched about as tightly as they can go, and he might be keeping one hand on them just in case.]

Look, I don't know who thought this was funny, or maybe this is a thing you folks do to visitors? But I need something to wear that'll actually fit me.

...Oh, and the dog tags, too? I'm sure those will come in handy, thanks a lot. [He's holding them up in his free hand, giving the camera a tight smile.] After the fifth rejection and everything. You guys sure know how to treat a fella right.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ BAHAHAHAHA. ]

Oh aren't you just precious?

[thestarspangledman]

Actually, ma'am, I prefer 'Steve'.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Yes, I'm sure. Rather small for a human male, aren't you?

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[demigoddess]

You wanna pair of these hip huggers? They might still be too big for you, but I've got a ton to spare. [ She's holding up a pair of those tight women's jeans now. ]

[video]

[thestarspangledman]

[He's just blinking a bit.] --Thanks for the offer, miss, but, uh -- they don't exactly look my style.

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[demigoddess]

You're wearing clothes, I don't know, about ten sizes too small and you're worried about style.

[batmanschmatman]

[Dick's wearing a blue police uniform, and looks a little confused, all things considered. THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE and such. But he does have extra clothes that look like they'd fit a teenager, and Steve's about that size, so.] Uh, I've got some stuff that looks like you might fit you, if you want.

[thestarspangledman]

[Oh thank the Lord, someone helpful! Not that Cassie isn't, but lady clothes. Bucky would never let him hear the end of it if he were here.]

Do you really?

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah. I don't know who they belong to- [Spoiler alert: they're Tim's, Dick's room on the Barge is one of the apartments they use as a safe house, which means he has a couple sets of clothes for Bruce and Tim, too.] But if you want to give them a shot, I'd be happy to let you borrow them.

Sorry Steve :(

[umgekehrt]

[Stare.]

Captain Rogers-?

OH MAN way to rub it in Stildyne :c

[thestarspangledman]

[Yes, pour salt on that wound, please and thank you. He bristles, just a little.]

No. Just Steve.

He didn't knowww

[umgekehrt]

[Ah. He hadn't had to know Rogers long to realize that the man was a good deal attached to his duty--moreso than Stildyne was to Fleet--and he actually feels a bit like an ass.]

Sorry. Startling resemblance. Mister Rogers?

CWO Stildyne. [Before he deserted and his ship went mutinous to seal the deal, but let's not complicate things.]. I'm afraid I haven't got anything sized for you, but it looks like Grayson has you.

Sorry about the barge. It has a unique style of joke.

i'm sorry but kirk is going to laugh at you

[captain_jtkirk]

... Steve?

jim i thought we were bros

[thestarspangledman]

....Yeah?

we are you're just really tiny :c

[captain_jtkirk]

You're so small.

[likeaprofessional]

[Whoah. That is one tiny dude. Wtf flood.]

Hey, man. How tall are you? I got some things that might fit.

[thestarspangledman]

[Thanks, he's aware.]

5 foot 8. But I've got an offer for some clothes already, so, uh, thanks.

[aggravating]

What the hell...?

How are you even let outside?

['Sup]

[thestarspangledman]

[Just have a look, Tony.]

Well, at home, I used a key.

[hungryanhorny]

[Wow. What the hey?] Damn; didn't know bargemates came this cute and tiny.

[thestarspangledman]

...Uh. Thanks?

I am so sorry.

[diedinnewyork]

[Have a big brawny guy with a beard and a mustache who just-just-]

BAWHA-HA-

[stifled snort] ...What the hell happened Warden?

pffff hahaha

[thestarspangledman]

[There's a little sigh.]

Someone's playing a joke, I think, is what it is.

[scarlet_discord]

Hi hon! Oh wow, how about I drop by and get you into some proper fitting clothes? And then let's get an Arnold Palmer into you, you look parched.

[thestarspangledman]

I've already got an offer on the clothes, thank you, miss.