log 007, video
Jun. 13th, 2012 11:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thestarspangledman[Steve is in his cabin, frowning at a pile of clothes laid out on his bed. He is -- well, certainly not the giant hunk of man-meat that the barge has come to expect from his last posts. To be plain, he is a good six inches shorter, skinny and small and slightly pale. Currently, he's wearing an old workout t-shirt that is far too large for him, and a pair of sweatpants that are cinched about as tightly as they can go, and he might be keeping one hand on them just in case.]
Look, I don't know who thought this was funny, or maybe this is a thing you folks do to visitors? But I need something to wear that'll actually fit me.
...Oh, and the dog tags, too? I'm sure those will come in handy, thanks a lot. [He's holding them up in his free hand, giving the camera a tight smile.] After the fifth rejection and everything. You guys sure know how to treat a fella right.
Look, I don't know who thought this was funny, or maybe this is a thing you folks do to visitors? But I need something to wear that'll actually fit me.
...Oh, and the dog tags, too? I'm sure those will come in handy, thanks a lot. [He's holding them up in his free hand, giving the camera a tight smile.] After the fifth rejection and everything. You guys sure know how to treat a fella right.
Sorry Steve :(
Date: 2012-06-13 06:39 pm (UTC)Captain Rogers-?
OH MAN way to rub it in Stildyne :c
Date: 2012-06-13 06:50 pm (UTC)No. Just Steve.
He didn't knowww
Date: 2012-06-13 06:54 pm (UTC)Sorry. Startling resemblance. Mister Rogers?
CWO Stildyne. [Before he deserted and his ship went mutinous to seal the deal, but let's not complicate things.]. I'm afraid I haven't got anything sized for you, but it looks like Grayson has you.
Sorry about the barge. It has a unique style of joke.
sob poor steve
Date: 2012-06-13 07:17 pm (UTC)Yeah, I've noticed. Thanks for the thought, anyhow.
Re: sob poor steve
Date: 2012-06-13 07:44 pm (UTC)Buy you a drink tonight? Well, not 'buy', but. A glass happily fits most sizes of hominid.
no subject
Date: 2012-06-13 08:23 pm (UTC)