Excuse me? Captain America? Are you fucking high or are you just rolling on some really extensive narcotics. If that's the case then I want your fucking supplier.

Right the fuck now.

[No look he's getting out his checkbook] I don't know how the fuck you got your fucking skype feed and mine fucked, but that's okay because Captain America who in the everloving spectrum of God's unholy asshole names themselves Captain America.