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[thestarspangledman]

....This turned out to be kind of interesting last time, so -- worth a try.

This is Captain Steve Rogers, or Captain America if you prefer it. Anyone out there who wants to say hello? [And now it's time to sit back and wait, sketching in one of his sketchbooks.]

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[thestarspangledman]

Mostly good, some bad.

<3~

[secondtofury]

There's a certain amount of formality required.... At the end of the day, more will be accomplished.

[shorterinperson]

[ Her eyes narrow. She is Not Amused. ]

We're in the middle of a war and you're scrying about looking for friends? This is a blasted waste of time.

[thestarspangledman]

[He's just -- slightly dumbfounded.]

There are kids around here, watch your mouth.

[thestarspangledman]

[No, he doesn't, but he'll get there.]

--Uh. Right. Why do you need a baby?

[thestarspangledman]

Well, I'm not doing it intentionally. Story is some wires got crossed, normally we can't communicate outside this ship.

[shorterinperson]

What do wires have to do with anything? [ There are no wires in her campfire, that would be silly. ]

Well Captain, have you anything to report?

:D

[fearthepackingchips]

I guess. But it's pretty boring too. And then you end up typing the same sentence over and over, talking to dead bartenders, and surfing through rivers of blood in the hallway. Which sure, SOUNDS like a lot of fun, but is it really?

[fearthepackingchips]

He's my buddy? Duh.

[secondtofury]

[She just doesn't know how to deal with you, Deadpool.]

I'm sorry, I don't follow. I cannot recall that having ever happened.

[fearthepackingchips]

[Nobody knows how to deal with Deadpool, Maria. It's okay.]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? Redrum? Here's Johnny? Proof on film that Stanley Kubrick's insanity rivals any movie psychopath's?

Really?

[secondtofury]

[Yes, but she feels like it should be her job to be able to deal with people like this.]

Really.

[She doesn't do pop culture references. Too busy with SHIELD work.]

[anewgod]

...You object to French? Well, then. Kissing you must be so boring.

so many inactive icons /sob

[anewgod]

[Oh this is too cute.]

I am merely being polite. You seem far more mannered than your... companion.

;; that's the worst!

[notthatfondue]

[Don't say that out loud or you'll regret it.]

Your insinuations are far from polite ones.... you're only trying to cover it with false pretenses.

[bigdickplaya]

Excuse me? Captain America? Are you fucking high or are you just rolling on some really extensive narcotics. If that's the case then I want your fucking supplier.

Right the fuck now.

[No look he's getting out his checkbook] I don't know how the fuck you got your fucking skype feed and mine fucked, but that's okay because Captain America who in the everloving spectrum of God's unholy asshole names themselves Captain America.

[anewgod]

My statements are fact borne from experience. Hardly "insinuations".

[notthatfondue]

Regardless, they were forward and inappropriate.

[coulsonlives]

Good afternoon, Captain Rogers. I hope that your current assignment is treating you well.

[O hai here is a Coulson who looks a little pale but is decidedly not dead. He also is containing his excitement behind his trademark bland smile.]

[anewgod]

And here I thought I'd left behind the rigid etiquette of a gilded nobility centuries ago. It appears not so.

[thespidergirl]

...Oh, um. Hey. Cap.

How did you get my number?

[thestarspangledman]

Depends. I'm not currently fighting a war in my world, at least not to my knowledge. What'd you like to know?

Sorry if I interrupted anything important, ma'am.

[thestarspangledman]

Of course I don't object to French, I spent half the war in France. I object to what you're insinuatin' about my lady friend and I.

[thestarspangledman]

....You're friends with a baby?

/ahaha I can cheat with icons! fuck yes

[anewgod]

There is that word again. Insinuate. You two share vocabulary, how adorable. Let me ease your sense of propriety: I could handle both of you, if you so wished, and there is nothing negative about that.

If you object to my claim of the two of you being unhappy, well, I propose you prove me wrong.