thestarspangledman: (bitty: i had him on the ropes.)
Captain Steve Rogers | Captain America ([personal profile] thestarspangledman) wrote2012-06-13 11:01 am

log 007, video

[Steve is in his cabin, frowning at a pile of clothes laid out on his bed. He is -- well, certainly not the giant hunk of man-meat that the barge has come to expect from his last posts. To be plain, he is a good six inches shorter, skinny and small and slightly pale. Currently, he's wearing an old workout t-shirt that is far too large for him, and a pair of sweatpants that are cinched about as tightly as they can go, and he might be keeping one hand on them just in case.]

Look, I don't know who thought this was funny, or maybe this is a thing you folks do to visitors? But I need something to wear that'll actually fit me.

...Oh, and the dog tags, too? I'm sure those will come in handy, thanks a lot. [He's holding them up in his free hand, giving the camera a tight smile.] After the fifth rejection and everything. You guys sure know how to treat a fella right.
batmanschmatman: (So sound good?)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-06-16 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Dick just laughs, looking faintly embarrassed.]

This isn't my place. I'd need to win the lottery to be able to afford something this nice. [Although there are some pictures around the room that kind of argue that either he or his identical twin live here full time, but.]
batmanschmatman: (Shrug.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-06-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I don't know any of these people. Well, not really, anyway, I mean, look at this- [And here he holds up a picture of him and Bruce.] I think I'd remember meeting Bruce Wayne.
batmanschmatman: (Just get in the damn car.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-06-18 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[You're getting a weird look, Steve.] You've never heard of Bruce Wayne before? Wayne Enterprises, richest guy in Gotham City?
batmanschmatman: (Are you sure?)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-06-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, I would have remembered meeting him. And these really don't look photoshopped.