thestarspangledman: (bitty: i had him on the ropes.)
Captain Steve Rogers | Captain America ([personal profile] thestarspangledman) wrote2012-06-13 11:01 am

log 007, video

[Steve is in his cabin, frowning at a pile of clothes laid out on his bed. He is -- well, certainly not the giant hunk of man-meat that the barge has come to expect from his last posts. To be plain, he is a good six inches shorter, skinny and small and slightly pale. Currently, he's wearing an old workout t-shirt that is far too large for him, and a pair of sweatpants that are cinched about as tightly as they can go, and he might be keeping one hand on them just in case.]

Look, I don't know who thought this was funny, or maybe this is a thing you folks do to visitors? But I need something to wear that'll actually fit me.

...Oh, and the dog tags, too? I'm sure those will come in handy, thanks a lot. [He's holding them up in his free hand, giving the camera a tight smile.] After the fifth rejection and everything. You guys sure know how to treat a fella right.
umgekehrt: (Default)

He didn't knowww

[personal profile] umgekehrt 2012-06-13 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. He hadn't had to know Rogers long to realize that the man was a good deal attached to his duty--moreso than Stildyne was to Fleet--and he actually feels a bit like an ass.]

Sorry. Startling resemblance. Mister Rogers?

CWO Stildyne. [Before he deserted and his ship went mutinous to seal the deal, but let's not complicate things.]. I'm afraid I haven't got anything sized for you, but it looks like Grayson has you.

Sorry about the barge. It has a unique style of joke.
umgekehrt: (Default)

Re: sob poor steve

[personal profile] umgekehrt 2012-06-13 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This sort of thing usually only lasts a few days.

Buy you a drink tonight? Well, not 'buy', but. A glass happily fits most sizes of hominid.