thestarspangledman: (civvies: punching stuff :|)
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[Well hello there, Barge. Have you ever wanted to watch a super-soldier beat the hell out of a punching bag? Because that's where Steve is, in the gym, intent and focused and scowling at the bag like it's his worst enemy. He takes a slight break to grab a quick drink of water, and then he's back to hitting at the bag. He's clearly been at it for some time, the bag is looking ...somewhat the worse for wear, to say the least, though at least he hasn't knocked it completely off its chain yet.]

[After another pause for water, he finally looks over and sees the comm, then picks it up with a slightly surprised blink.]


Oh, uh. Sorry. I didn't exactly mean to show this.

[A pause.] But if anyone wants to spar, or needs me for anything -- you all know where to find me now, I guess.

[offline/reaction]

Date: 2012-05-23 11:25 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Gurl really now)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[Great.

The 90 some-odd supersoldier his dad wouldn't shut up about for eighteen years not counting when Tony wasn't even alive apparently has anger management issues to go along with everything else.

He's not touching this with a ten foot pole.]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-23 11:27 am (UTC)
aggravating: (I question you)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
Okay, seriously?

That can't be fun. That thing can't even fight back.

You need a sparring bot or so- oh. Uh. Do you even know what robots are? I can never remember what year of horrible sci-fi they first started taking over the world in.

[Well that silence lasted all of five minutes]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-23 11:36 am (UTC)
aggravating: (With grandpa)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[And that next bit of silence was even shorter]

The second I get some tools, I'm building you something that won't look so pathetically defeated when you go at it.

I'm seriously beginning to feel bad for that bag. What about its little sandbag babies?

[Number one thing to know about Anthony E. Stark?

He's really fucking annoying.]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-23 11:37 am (UTC)
aggravating: (NOT BAD)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[Yeah, okay, he gives up staying quiet for any length of time at this point.]

I'm still not buying that Fourth of July thing, by the way.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-23 08:44 pm (UTC)
aggravating: (Puh-lease)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
Do you have any idea how ridiculous that is to someone who's not you? Because it is.

[He raises his eyebrows at that. He's well-versed in ignoring annoyance directed towards him, at least]

Beeping cardboard boxes don't count as robots.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-24 07:57 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Owait a sec there)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[You are talking to the basic father of robotics, okay.

And talking about robots has him missing his lab really, really badly.]


Somehow, I really doubt that. [His robots aren't his grandpa's robots]

Like, I really doubt that.

I doubt that to the point where I take offense on JARVIS' behalf.

[video] 1/2

Date: 2012-05-24 08:40 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Oh god shut up)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
JARVIS, he's my A-

[video]

Date: 2012-05-24 08:41 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Flawless)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[No, wait.

Hold on.

Hold on this might just be really fucking funny]


He's my butler.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-24 08:09 pm (UTC)
aggravating: (Tony Stark cereal?  Yes please.)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
His wife is a robot.

[He is the best at straight faces Steve you have no idea.

He could tell you his name is Lulubell and he grows lilacs on the moon and his lips wouldn't even twitch.]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-25 05:10 am (UTC)
aggravating: ([suit] oh dear mama)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
Now why would I lie about something like that? I mean- oh, God. Steve. You're not... you're not a robophobe are you?

[... He really needs to stop]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-25 05:32 am (UTC)
aggravating: (I win the world)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
Alright, alright. No need to get your spangled panties in a bunch.

He's my AI. Artificial Intelligence. A robot without a body, for simplicity's sake.

[There, see? He can be reasonable.

... Kind of.]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-25 07:16 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Arrrrr)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
Physically painful.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-25 08:11 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Run for president?  Oh okay.)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
It should be. I'll have you know, I've sold more cover stories than you. So that, uh, kind of makes me America's new little soldier.

[... That's a terrifying thought even to him.]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-25 08:42 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Please. Hold your applause.)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[Now? Now he's just falling back on old habits.

And unfortunately for them both? There's no one here to tell him this isn't all there is to Tony Stark. At least not any more.]


Cover stories, tv spots, awards and honors, fame, fortune, girls hopping in and out of my bed.

The list goes on and on.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-25 08:57 am (UTC)
aggravating: (Please leave)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[He narrows his eyes, annoyance... kind of obvious, now.]

If you have something to say, just say it.

[video]

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