Rrrright. Mr. Stark both makes me feel like I'm fifty years older than I actually am, and like you're mistaking me for dear-old-dad again.
Which, sorry to say, not Howard over here. Tony. T-O-N-Y. Not that hard of a name.
But I mean, seriously. You've been missing presumed dead for going on seventy years, there's a statue to you in like every major city, and here you are telling me you're alive, well, and honestly born on the goddamn Fourth of July.
Tell me how I'm not supposed to think this is all just a big bunch of hoopla.
[And that was even less of what he meant but you know what? Screw it.
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Rrrright. Mr. Stark both makes me feel like I'm fifty years older than I actually am, and like you're mistaking me for dear-old-dad again.
Which, sorry to say, not Howard over here. Tony. T-O-N-Y. Not that hard of a name.
But I mean, seriously. You've been missing presumed dead for going on seventy years, there's a statue to you in like every major city, and here you are telling me you're alive, well, and honestly born on the goddamn Fourth of July.
Tell me how I'm not supposed to think this is all just a big bunch of hoopla.
[And that was even less of what he meant but you know what? Screw it.
Captain America is a jerk.]