Uh, because one, no one should be born on the Fourth of July. It should be like... illegal or something, just in case they ever grow up to parade around in stars and stripes and become the face of America.
And two, because it makes everything about you just that much more of a joke.
Seriously. You sound like you stepped right out of a comic book.
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Date: 2012-05-23 07:39 am (UTC)And two, because it makes everything about you just that much more of a joke.
Seriously. You sound like you stepped right out of a comic book.
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