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[thestarspangledman]

['Sup, Barge! Steve has survived the latest flood, and is currently sprawled in his rather bare-looking room, with a giant pile of Harry Potter books next to him. He's --somewhere in the middle of book five, right about now, and has decided to address his bargemates.]

These books are really pretty good. Thanks for letting me borrow them, Ms. Knope, that flood a while back makes a lot more sense, now.

Though I wish more people would help out that Neville kid. He seems like a pretty sensible fella. [Alright, so he might feel more than a few similarities with Neville Longbottom. DON'T JUDGE.]

--And I saw a new face on the network a while ago, so -- uh, welcome to the barge.

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[lesliemonster]

Yes he is! No big deal, just going to stand up to his own friends because it's the right thing to.

[Steve, why does Leslie get the feeling that you are an in real life Neville Longbottom?]

[thestarspangledman]

Exactly.

[--Because he sort of is, without the clumsiness.]

[lesliemonster]

Just wait until you get to book seven Steve. Oh my god. You have to call me when you finish or this friendship is over.

[thestarspangledman]

I'll definitely let you know when I do!