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[thestarspangledman]

['Sup, Barge! Steve has survived the latest flood, and is currently sprawled in his rather bare-looking room, with a giant pile of Harry Potter books next to him. He's --somewhere in the middle of book five, right about now, and has decided to address his bargemates.]

These books are really pretty good. Thanks for letting me borrow them, Ms. Knope, that flood a while back makes a lot more sense, now.

Though I wish more people would help out that Neville kid. He seems like a pretty sensible fella. [Alright, so he might feel more than a few similarities with Neville Longbottom. DON'T JUDGE.]

--And I saw a new face on the network a while ago, so -- uh, welcome to the barge.

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[thestarspangledman]

Well, maybe Miss Knope'll let you borrow them when I'm done, if you want to.

[persuadeyou]

Magic fairy tales aren't really my thing.

oh i made myself sad :C

[thestarspangledman]

Even when you sort of live them?

there there :c

[persuadeyou]

I wouldn't call this a fairy tale, Cap.

naaaaat :C

[thestarspangledman]

I wouldn't either, but that flood a few weeks back was pretty similar to these books.

NO FAIRY TALES IN HER LIFE :C

[persuadeyou]

I'm still trying to forget how to play magic lacrosse. Maybe in a few months.

it's okay nat we still love you

[thestarspangledman]

If you say so. You'll have to ask Ms. Knope, though.

oh good ;;

[persuadeyou]

She seems for it.

[thestarspangledman]

I thought she might be.

[lesliemonster]

You can totally borrow them.

And they aren't fairy tales! They are about friendship and duty and taking the right path over the easy one.

[persuadeyou]

Well that doesn't sound like the breach at all.

[lesliemonster]

And that breaks my heart.

[persuadeyou]

I feel like I should apologize.