If you're a jackass Captain, hang up now. If you're a creepy Russian Spy, do the same.
If either of you are still on the line, go take a long walk off a short pier, or better yet, go give each other concussions with small, spherical objects.
And if you're still here, because you apparently don't have a life that doesn't involve pissing me off, leave a message to the finger you'll have to assume I'm giving you now.
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Date: 2012-07-19 01:00 am (UTC)You've reached the voicemail of Tony Stark.
If you're a jackass Captain, hang up now. If you're a creepy Russian Spy, do the same.
If either of you are still on the line, go take a long walk off a short pier, or better yet, go give each other concussions with small, spherical objects.
And if you're still here, because you apparently don't have a life that doesn't involve pissing me off, leave a message to the finger you'll have to assume I'm giving you now.