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['Sup, Barge! Steve has survived the latest flood, and is currently sprawled in his rather bare-looking room, with a giant pile of Harry Potter books next to him. He's --somewhere in the middle of book five, right about now, and has decided to address his bargemates.]
These books are really pretty good. Thanks for letting me borrow them, Ms. Knope, that flood a while back makes a lot more sense, now.
Though I wish more people would help out that Neville kid. He seems like a pretty sensible fella. [Alright, so he might feel more than a few similarities with Neville Longbottom. DON'T JUDGE.]
--And I saw a new face on the network a while ago, so -- uh, welcome to the barge.
These books are really pretty good. Thanks for letting me borrow them, Ms. Knope, that flood a while back makes a lot more sense, now.
Though I wish more people would help out that Neville kid. He seems like a pretty sensible fella. [Alright, so he might feel more than a few similarities with Neville Longbottom. DON'T JUDGE.]
--And I saw a new face on the network a while ago, so -- uh, welcome to the barge.